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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7556 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5806 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.