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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4803 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.