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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7799 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 454 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.