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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 695 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.