So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Star Shards Collected: 210
Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Villages Defended: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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