So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Endless Night Skies: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

    IP squeejcraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

    SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

    To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

    For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

    Rules

    • Be respectful. Be chill
    • No discrimination
    • No arguing or fighting
    • Hacking is not allowed
    • X-Ray is not allowed
    • Griefing is not allowed
    • Stealing is not allowed
    • Avoid swearing if possible
    • No excessive overbreeding
    • No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
    Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
    How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
    Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3420 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silly Furball Minecraft Server

    Silly Furball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

    Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

    Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

    So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Emeralds Found: 5901
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSisNoHouse

    NoSisNoHouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

    Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4197 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1614 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7066 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Emeralds Found: 199 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1463 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Gods Slained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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