So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Void Armor Forged: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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