So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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