So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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