So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Alien Abductions: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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