CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lifeessencesmp

247, Balanced Economy, Custom Coded, Envoys, Koth, Pve Survival, PvP, PvP Survival, Vote Rewards

🌟 Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where life-steal gameplay takes your experience to new heights! 🌟

💥 Eliminate players to steal their hearts, but beware – running out of hearts leads to a temporary ban. Fear not, as fellow players can revive you with a Revive Beacon, getting you back into the fray!

🔓 Our server boasts raidable land with no land claiming. Dive into our player-driven economy with an auction house, in-game shop, and more to keep you invested.

🌠 Discover the Starcache plugin, where a chest with fantastic loot spawns randomly across the world. Team up and defend the objective to claim the rewards, made easy by our Teams plugin.

⚔️ Participate in thrilling King of the Hill (KoTH) events, where players battle for control and reap valuable rewards. Conquer the hill and prove your dominance!

🎁 We offer an array of rewards, such as crates, voting rewards, daily rewards, playtime rewards, and more. Gear up with powerful sell wands, chase bounties, take on captivating quests, and progress through our Battlepass.

🔍 Solve the enigma of Cluescrolls and explore even more unique features on our server.

🚀 Join now and immerse yourself in our exhilarating, action-filled Minecraft world! 🚀

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AngelCv3

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Survival MC Server! You can claim your land of course! But you can also buy a plot at the new city UPDATE! SELL to earn money, with it BUY, from stores.. or from players! Work with others or alone. This server is new so there is A LOT of land still left and unexplored ruins and dimensions! Enjoy~ fun fact I made the banner in 2 minutes soo.. yeaah THERE WILL BE A PROPER TRAILER SOON!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

❤️ CasesCraft.ru ❤️ TOP SURVIVAL ✅ Minecraft server

Parkour

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	231	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

5gcraft

Bloodmoon, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, family friendly, Friendly, PvP Survival

NEW MINECRAFT SERVER JOIN NOW-CRACKED SERVER ✔️-JAVA/BEDROCK SUPPORT ✔️-LIMITED RULES ✔️-ECONOMY ✔️-NOT P2W ✔️-CLAIMS ✔️-CUSTOM ENCHANTS ✔️-RANKS BOUGHT USING INGAME MONEY ✔️-PLAYERWARPS/SHOPS ✔️-MINES ✔️-FUN WITH FRIENDS✔️-DAILY GIVEAWAYS✔️

JOIN NOW!!!!!!✔️

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Unearthed

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Unearthed, a friendly environment to make friends and have some fun in Minecraft! This server is for people to enjoy building, exploring, optional PvP, and more, all while meeting new people without the worry of griefing or harassment in their Minecraft experience.

We have the classic look and feel of a vanilla server, but we have carefully selected certain plugins and datapacks which take nothing away from the core game play and instead only boost fun and security to our players. Every plugin (and datapack) we have is there to help us make sure you have an enjoyable experience playing on our server.

We have a rank system (Only in-game requirements), a server item shop, Creative Plots world, a rtp command, Dynmap, and more! We also have a PvP Optional system. Players can opt in to PvP to fight with others!

Our main plugins that we use are EssentialsX, mcMMO, JobsReborn, PlotsSquared, Multiverse, and Towny. But we have a bunch more as well! And we have big plans to add some more fun content!

We also have parties and events held on the server several times a year, such as Halloween, Christmas, random themed parties, building competitions, and more!

There is a server for you at Unearthed! We hope you enjoy!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	6207	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EcoSurvival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EcoSurvival we are a basic survival server with a few enhancing plugins.

Server IP : mc.ecosurvival.net (1.15.2)

We tried to change a few things that most server do. We want a realistic economy for the server so there is no server shop the only way to get money right now is to sell stuff using a chestshop or killing mobs.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blueberry Vanilla+ Minecraft server

A server with unusual generations, without restrictions on game mechanics. Custom dungeons and 3D bosses. No cheats/admins/dupes/grip. All players are equal. The server administration is open to your ideas and suggestions for the development of the project. Friendly discord community. The rules are simple: Behave decently and do not harm other players. GRIF = BAN CHEATS = BAN without discussion

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Techpvp

Arena Pvp, Bed wars, Kit PvP, Need Staff, Skywars, smp

A Minecraft network with PVP! We also feature a AntiCheat so no cheaters are guranteed! Owned by: Matyas_0007 We have a custom bot to do anything we need and for you to enjoy a user easy experience! We also do giveaways… so we would be happy to see you! Our server is also completely SFW and kid friendly! We also have level 3 boost in order to ensure the best quality of your experience! Friendly staff and community. Network for all versions from 1.8.9 all the way up to the newest one! Our SMP runs on 1.19.2 and our PVP gamemodes run on 1.8.9! Website! Fun assured! Game modes: Kit PVP, a pit PVP with different kits. SMP, where you play in survival! You can play with friends and create clans Skywars, where you spawn on a island and fight other people that also land on a island. Bedwars: this is a classical remake of Hypixel bedwars with some other special stuff!Staff apply open

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Circutieers

Creative

Welcome to the Circuiteers Network!

We are a Gaming Network, and community!

Join our discord at: http://discord.circuiteers.com Join our Minecraft server at: circuiteers.com We are under constant expansion and we want your help to make us grow bigger than ever before! The rules can be found ingame by typing /rules If you enjoy the server consider checking out our store at: http://store.circuiteers.com We hope you enjoy your stay with the Circuiteers Network!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MMT.Craft server Minecraft

Cases, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

MMT.Craft – The legendary fly server is back! We welcome all flies, beetles and more! ♥

We are against admins and creatives, only hardcore survival.

The responsive administration is always happy to help!

What do we have?

★Various fish and improved fishing

★Custom enchantments – over a hundred new enchantments!

★Private territories for currency

★Skill upgrade and personal development

★Efficient economy

★Extended mining adventures

★Custom items, weapons and armor

★Dungeons, bosses and legendary loot

★Unique pets

★Creation of clans

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DEAMOP

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Ever Minigame Server, With Games Like UHC, UHC Duels, Survival, Build battle And Much More!! You Can Purchase Ranks and such at https://deamop.tebex.io/, And You Can Apply For Staff At https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfE-Ig43LuUT33hu2uZ8Hq1f9jy5I0yC1V-bNfzwS440-JY-w/viewform

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZuberCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Come join one of our 3 worlds with your friends! We have a survival, creative, and skyblock world that you can play on. Our goal is to build a fun energetic community! Occasionally we will play minigames as well and do server wide events. Join our discord to get in on all the action and join our community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

THE EDEN – 1.20.4 🔥A new era of Minecraft servers.🔥 Minecraft server

Cases, Cities, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

THE EDEN is a unique project in our favorite game minecraft. On our servers we have achieved

maximum balance, improving your survival and at the same time not overshadowing any vanilla mechanics.

It’s still the same minecraft, but with an expanded range of capabilities.– Here you will find new decorative blocks and furniture using which your buildings

will become much more diverse.

– A large number of unique types of crops, such as tomato, pepper, corn, etc.

– A banking system based on the new Topaz ore. Thanks to which you will be able to join

trade relations with other players.

– An atelier where you can always choose a new look for yourself.

– A unique system of privatization of territories based on the new Trinix blocks.

– Quests, the list of which is updated every day. By completing which you will receive game currency.

This is just a small part of what THE EDEN offers the player. The entire project team works hard

day over updates to prevent the player from getting bored.

Join us too, we welcome every new player!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minepolis

Survival

100% custom Minecraft server. Biomes, Dungeons, Weddings, Roleplay, Events, PvP Arenas, Ranks and much more… Community on discord!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Delta Net

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Delta Net. A new and modern Minecraft Server.

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.