CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	624	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6529	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.