CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	7169
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	280
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	574	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	924126
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6973
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchantments Applied:	200
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magic Items Found:	7893	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.