CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Farms Harvested:	884
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3698
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3213	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	5971
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.