CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Farms Harvested:	712	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	178154

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchantments Applied:	138
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Star Shards Collected:	224

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5190
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2409
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.