CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	3477	Love Letters Sent:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2396	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	5417
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2388
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	106

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	6088
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	426
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	3132
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.