CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Buildings Constructed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	492259
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Ores Mined:	9548	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	8203
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7287
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Alien Abductions:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	97	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dimension Hops:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	274

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.