CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	173	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Potions Brewed:	73
Animals Bred:	147	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5278
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.