CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	8189	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Farms Harvested:	498
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mines Excavated:	1898
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	4421	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.