CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	565

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	51
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	5869

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	3858
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	736
Dragon Eggs Found:	8301	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	187
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4737	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Potions Brewed:	171
Love Letters Sent:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Items Found:	8306

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.