CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	123	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!