CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3741	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	3228	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	3011
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5274
Farms Harvested:	336	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	135

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.