CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	4400	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchantments Applied:	149
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4251

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9482	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.