CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	9384
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7005	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	739	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Towns Built:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8725
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ores Mined:	1883	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Void Armor Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.