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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2259 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.