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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4416 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.
But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.
