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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1300 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 192 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.
So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.