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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1783 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9181 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
On our server, you can battle zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle against evil creepers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the Endermen do the Macarena. Plus, every full moon, we host a massive chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a golden egg worth its weight in diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that the human race is the most fun, wacky, and downright ridiculous race out there!