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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5026 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
On our server, you can battle zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle against evil creepers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the Endermen do the Macarena. Plus, every full moon, we host a massive chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a golden egg worth its weight in diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that the human race is the most fun, wacky, and downright ridiculous race out there!