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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 856 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6264 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 5083 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6153 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
