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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9674 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1232 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
