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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2299 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 166 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
