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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3362 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7210 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
