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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8739 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)