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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9223 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)