🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9500 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 2081 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)