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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2388 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
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