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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2467 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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