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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6858 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
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