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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6407 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Potions Brewed: | 168 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4588 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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