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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1250 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 219 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6048 |
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