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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2951 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
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