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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1679 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
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