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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8417 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6233 |
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