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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3474 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 8172 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
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