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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1354 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
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