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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6310 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
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