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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3611 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
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