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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8508 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 2001 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
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