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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9734 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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